Torture

I have been waiting patiently for the last two years as Blizzard put the final touches on the newest installment of the Diablo video game. WHY must the internet put banners everywhere rubbing it in my face that it's being released next week and I won't be home to play it for another 8 months?! I wish the internet connection was better here :( And I wish I could rationalize paying $20/month for a game subscription while I'm technically unemployed.