How to be a creeper in six easy steps

1) Hear a noise in one of the kids' rooms late at night. Use the flashlight setting on your phone to investigate
2) When area is determined to be secure, turn off your phone and go about your normal business
3) Fast forward to three hours later when you're trying to silently climb into your bed without waking your sleeping roommate
4) Once in bed, turn on your phone to set your alarm
5) Since the flashlight app is still activated, the flashlight beam will shine directly onto the bed of your scantily clad roommate, making you seem like a crazy pervert
6) Immediately turn off the phone and try to stifle your giggle fit, which will actually just make you seem like a mentally unstable psychiatric patient